Hey. It appears that you’ve stumbled across my website. Seriously, what a one-in-a-million chance, seeing as the internet is the size of a truck. 1.2 million terabytes of truck.

Or maybe you’re my mom. Hi, mom. You proud of me? I’m a big boy now with my very own expensive collection of ones and zeroes!

In the unlikely case that you aren’t my mother…

Hey. How’s it goin’? I’m ShurikenKat. I’m a high school student. Nerdy, opinionated, and the proud owner of, like, a billion video games. Half of which I haven’t even launched. Thanks a lot, Steam Sale.

Of course, you may take anything you find on this website with a few large grains of salt. Like, seriously, I have no clue what kind of weird, nerdy junk you’re gonna find on this site if you choose to stick around. Maybe a couple of old programming projects. Possibly a chatlog with one of my friends (Good luck understanding them). The opportunities are endless.

It’s likely that, in the future, you could find sporadic posts about video games, webcomics, music from video games, music from webcomics, and life. And maybe some fun stuff from Improbable Island or a D&D campaign. Who knows?

A wise man once said, “I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.”

Whoa, snap. Look at that masterpiece. That, my friends, is what we in the business world like to call “exposition.”

So, if you happen to be, like, all over the prospect of keeping up with a webpage run by a nerdy teenager, I’m not gonna stop you. I’m just going to give you a big ol’ disclaimer.

THE LESS YOU UNDERSTAND, THE BETTER OFF YOU’LL BE.


Love, ShurikenKat. Now adapted for theatrical productions.